Trouble? I sing you back to bed
I protect cute Wooloo Pokemon from rule 34
Self-image issues? Feel like a potato? I explain why potatoes are sexy AF
Sexy cosplayer play just dance with clothes on. Family friendly content.
Silly anxiety gets in your way, that’s why I’m here for you (for Lily)
I bet you one pizza you won't click on this
I give you a virtual hug because we all just need some love
Don't be embarrassed about your past! My time potato can fix it
Lovely chunky fluff Cheese says hi everyone!
Let’s raise money together for RAINN, a charity organization!
2019 is almost over, keep going, I believe in you! You can do it
I sing and wish you a happy birthday for everyone out there
I clean your clothes after an intense love making last night
I delete my friend's browser history as his last dying request
I support your decision to quit smoking and help
I teach you how to bake a cake while rustling my jimmies.
I give you a daily confidence speech about your appearance
I eat a banana normally. That's all. Nothing Suggestive.
I drink water instead of creep slide into DMs when thirsty
Take a rest and stargaze the moon with me as I gently whisper positivity
I take care of you, help you get better when you're sick.
I drive you to school when you missed the bus
I help you carry groceries so you don't hurt yourself
If you believe in Santa, then you can believe in yourself!
I sit next to you on the train, but I don't you.
I wipe down at the gym after an intense workout. No excuses
I tell you the words you need to hear
I check in on my friend No Sauce who struggles with mental illness
I seduce you with toilet paper and invite you to "quarantine and chill"
I learn to juggle because it makes someone happy
Stepbrother reads you a bed time story and helps you go to bed
I help you find diamonds in Minecraft
I invite a girl over to respect her, almost caught by mom
I buy lunch for my Bro because I love him platonically (Hi Steve n Tevin)
I baked some cookies for the janitor as a thank you
I help my babysitter with money problems, but refuse her sex advances
I'm proud of you for trying to better your life (For Ely)
I toss salad for the first time and encourage all of you to try it too!
I build legos with LegoHub and engage in heartfelt conversations
I offer my cute chunky fluff to the community
Area 51 Raid Talks With WholesomeTofu (LITTLE BIT LAGGY SORRY :D)
I shower with my clothes on because I have morals. Very hot and steamy.
I go to the gym with you because you're self-conscious
I give you a reason to celebrate and be happy
I trim your armor for free, no ERP needed. You can trust me ✌
A jojo's guide to washing your hands #SCRUBHUB
I bought a Lego spoon and a Lego fork and that made my day!
I beat my meat on camera. Raw and No lube.
I pack extra lunches for students that can't afford lunch
I bring you something to drink because you have migraines
You're a hero to someone, I promise ✌ Continue doing your best!
I buy lemonade from a lemonade stand. Helping the community.
I befriend the new co-worker and invite for lunch because I can
I offer to become your project partner in class because you're shy
I encourage my male student to join the cooking club
Speedbuild of Enlighten 1104 - Super sexy Lego roll roller (barely legal)
Every man's dream: a Lego bed
I give you a surprise because work was awful today for you
I read a bed time story for my niece to help her go to bed
I motivate you with a rally speech before you storm Area 51
Speedbuild of Enlighten 1101 - A Lego sweeper is better than a cock sucker!
Just breath, it'll be okay (for yeahboiii6669)
I invite fellow Pornhub friends to play DnD with me
I assure you that curly hair is attractive no matter what (For Estanna)
#trashbag challenge is nice, but let's recycle our plastic too!
I comfort you during an intense heartbreak over a relationship
Happily married with your best friend every night
Adventures of my doggo and I. Fellow dog owners can relate
I show up to a birthday party when no one else came
I buy condoms to practice safe sex
PSA: Don't drink and drive! Change your drinking habits for the better!
I assure you it's okay to keep practicing your instrument
I write descriptions so they can get taken care of